I've got this funny rash...

I really do. It's just little odd patches of white on my back that a friend of mine recently pointed to and screamed "FUNGUS!". Maybe I don't shower enough. When Danza my half sister was visiting I spent the whole time trying to convince her not to shower or curl her hair or flush the toilet. "If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown use Leo's bathroom." Perhaps I've gone too far. I've actually really been trying to get it together lately and brush my hair. I don't want to look TOO good though. I've gotten more showers in lately because Leo takes showers with me. He hogs the shower but it's also fun. Is this too personal?

Speaking of personal--Leo has been peeing on the floor a lot. My friend David (no last names) said his kid pees in his wifes office and the dog licks it up. It was gross at first, but now they're like "Hurry, dog! Slurp up the kid's pee before it stains the carpet! Good dog!" I told him how I've gone from being horrified if Leo poops on the floor to thinking it's a lot easier to pick up then when it's all smooshed in the diaper.

Leo is an upswing. Not teething or sick. He's just cute and high energy. And blabbing and repeating words. People keep asking us when we're having number 2. And after we make a poop joke (lots of poop reference in this blog. sorry. OR AM I?) we say NO. Leo will grow up all messed up as an only child. The other day Jeff said he'd love to have another baby if we had more money to get help and live in a bigger place. Which I thought was sweet. I got this surge of love for him for being such a good dad. And then he got mad at me for making fun of him for something. I can't remember what. It had to do with him being stingy...I'll remember it later and tell everyone all about it. And post some photos. Now I'm off to see what the hell is wrong with my fungus back. I gotta clear this stuff up so I can wear my backless dresses to the playground again.