SEE YA LATER PUMPKIN BREATH!!!

My friend Christie yelled that at me as we parted ways this morning after our run. I haven't even pumpkin for over a year so I don't know where that came from.

So I think I mentioned my fungus on my back a few posts ago. SORRY BOYS..I'M NOT SINGLE!! It just looks like splotches..anyway I went to the doctor and she pointed to my face and yelled "CANCER!" It turns out I have a cancer thing--the fun easy kind of cancer-in the middle of my forehead. Like a bindy. The whole thing just makes me think "here we go..." as I'm almost 43 it's just gonna be non-stop dr visits for fungus and cancer and rotting teeth. I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ATTRACTIVE IN MY LIFE. And then throw in my audition for a tranny and I'm just soaring with self confidence.

It doesn't help that when Leo sees my belly he runs up and slaps it--acts like he's gonna take a big bite of the flesh and goes 'mmmmmmm!" He's on-going joke of eating un-edible and disgusting things then acting like they're delicious.

Jeff and Leo are at the park right now and I'm supposed to be working on my new website but I'm looking for distractions.

I just realized that I didn't have any thing to write about except that Leo is so stinking cute. Just cute. And funny. He loves talking about the potty--or saying the word but he'd still rather take a dump on the floor. He just hasn't connected the 2 yet. I hope brownies and stickers and cash will help make it happen. Or I'll just wait until we get to Indiana and get my mom to potty train him.