He's basically raising himself

Who needs a toddler when you've got 3 aggressive blog followers?  There's just three of you...and you know who you are..who yell at me when I don't post a new blog.   Go ahead and start swinging your whiffle bat at me too.   There's something about my personality that brings that out in people. 

Jeff is gone tonight.  Emotionally, not physically.  

No, he's gone physically.  He's looking into getting a job producing some industrial videos for Microsoft.   Which would be wonderful.   Fishing just broke him down this year.   He's still a mess. Every time he gets off the couch he stumbles and complains "ow! god, my back!  oh man...oh shit--My thumb!  I have this weird cramp in my thumb!"  Every day there's a new ailment.  Plus last night we were reading in bed and Jeff put down his 'HISTORY OF COD" book (I'm not kidding) and said that the book had a section about fishing being one of the most dangerous things you could do professionally and that you can't continue to do it past 50.     It almost sounded like he made it up.   The book Jeff read before COD was called SALT.  About the history of Salt.   My niece Emma asked if she should get him PEPPER for his birthday..and Jeff was like "is that really a book?!" and was upset when I told him she was kidding. 

Enough about Jeff. 

I'm so tired.  I'm too tired to drink wine. 

Leo is awesome but he's bossy.  He loves his new school so much and every day that we drop him off and pick him up we are so fricken happy he goes there.    He's not at the age where he tells me anything that happens at school.  All he cares about is what snack you bring him afterwards. 

There's a show on Nick Jr at night called Parental Discretion and I'm on about 5 episodes.   I don't know which ones....and it's on every night.  Sorry.  But they do re-air them on Nick Jr so I'll let you know if mine is up.    Nick Jr is doing this TV for Moms at night which a lot of folks are upset about. AS one of the message board comments said "my kids go to sleep watching Nick Jr and now we can't get them to sleep with all this inappropriate night time humor on a kids channel!"   So if you put to kid to sleep at 10pm (which I think is when it comes on..or 9) in front of the TV you are OUT OF LUCK.  you may have to go back to having them drink Mountain Dew to calm down.